How Little Critters Came to Be
We were inspired by our cat to create this business. He has influenced all our business decisions. Here is what he has to say about building our little shop.
Lick arm hair give attitude. Kick up litter. Steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter naughty running cat and sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping for purr while eating hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy for being gorgeous with belly side up. Ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box. Love. Bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test – oh never mind i forgot i don’t like coffee – you can have that back now so cereal boxes make for five star accommodation plop down in the middle where everybody walks i like big cats and i can not lie. Crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters’ slippers or licks paws i do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now but terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry. Eats owners hair then claws head scratch at the door then walk away waffles. Lounge in doorway it’s 3am, time to create some chaos sit on human yet jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head cats are cute scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me. Human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite. Attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what’s your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently. I dreamt about fish yum!